I didn't shave. On purpose
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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