I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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