I didn't shave. On purpose
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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