Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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