I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
My vagina is very pro this idea
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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