this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You dont lie about slip and slides
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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