bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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