I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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