Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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