I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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