i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just cropdusted the office
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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