A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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