There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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