Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
oh god the rape fog is back!
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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