2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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