Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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