Don't you send me to vm
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
i drank out of a bidet.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Randomize
