So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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