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(636): View more from Missouri

It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes

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(856): View more from New Jersey

this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.

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(408): View more from California

that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it

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(727): View more from Florida

josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.

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(630): View more from Illinois

you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.

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(478): View more from Georgia

I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick

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(940): View more from Texas

I fuckin love you!

(214): View more from Texas

I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.

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