Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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