At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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