Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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