I hate all girls vehemently.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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