after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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