Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
it's like heaven, but drunker
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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