Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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