My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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