My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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