its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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