I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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