How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
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