I wish life had little blips of pornography
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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