So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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