I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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