we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I smell like Dick and happiness
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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