do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We were destined to go to rehab together
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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