and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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