i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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