I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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