I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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