Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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