I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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