We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
