Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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