so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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