Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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