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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
