I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I think people are normalizing furries
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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