But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Then you guys just all showered together...?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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