Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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