i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
