So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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