Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I understand Curling. That high.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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