Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry AlphaDawg hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(713): View more from Texas

well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there

Fav 19 894 5654
share tweet
(631): View more from New York

You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.

Fav 9 6415 1133
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(949): View more from California

Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.

Fav 10 5740 1177
share tweet
(623): View more from Arizona

My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.

Fav 21 4629 1759
share tweet
(613): View more from Ontario

Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk

Fav 6 1677 785
share tweet
(903): View more from Texas

You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.

Fav 5 893 1706
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(864): View more from South Carolina

Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.

Fav 1 859 556
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(217): View more from Illinois

I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning

Fav 2 450 152
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(801): View more from Utah

His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.

Fav 0 96 5
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT