you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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