This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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