dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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