There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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