based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
